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Biden Warns Of ‘MAGA Republicans’ in House Destroying His Progress

Where should we begin with Joe Biden declaring “MAGA Republicans” in the House of Representatives are threatening the progress made in his first term as faux president.

Biden touted the progress his administration claims to have made on key economic indicators such as unemployment and wages. He also talked about new figures that show the American economy grew by 2.9% in the fourth quarter of the year, more than expected.

“We’re moving in the right direction. Now we’ve got to protect those gains … that our policies have generated, protect them from the MAGA Republicans in the House of Representatives who are threatening to destroy this progress,” Biden said.

Biden then accused Republicans desire to slash programs such as social security and Medicare and implement a substantial 30% sales tax.

“They want to cut your Social Security, Medicare. Now, this is the God’s truth. It’s almost unbelievable,” Biden said.

Biden knows nothing about God or the truth. When his lips are moving you can bet he’s telling a huge porky.

House Republicans have been promoting a limit on the debt ceiling as well as the need to have a balanced budget. Of course, die-hard establishment Republicans can be blamed for going along with omnibus spending and lack of concern over the ever-increasing national debt.

During Bidens Thursday speech he didn’t disappoint at demonstrating his ability to commit repeated gaffes. He called Democrat Rep. Don Beyer of Virginia, “Doug” four times, the NY Post reported.

“Where’s Doug? Congressman?” the Biden said. “Oh, there you are. Doug, thanks for the passport into town. Doug and I have something in common, we both married way above our station.”

Despite Biden’s claim that the GOP wants to cut social security and Medicare, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy reportedly agreed to leave those off the table in spending cut negotiations, according to Business Insider. Democrat Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries also reiterated that Social Security and Medicare are not negotiable for spending cuts.

You decide if President Trump’s economy was better than what Joe Biden and his regime have provided the American people. Have your gasoline prices remained low in the last 2+ years? Has your food bill remained relatively low in the last 2+ years? Have your home energy bills been the same or lower in the last 2+ years? Has your general cost of living expenses been lower or remained constant over the last 2+ years?

Joe Biden, the pretend POTUS, has to tell the American public something. I must repeat. When Joe Biden’s lips are moving, he’s definitely lying. He’s perfected this through his entire life.